Some years back, there was a television program (and I sincerely apologize--I don't remember the name of the show or even which network aired it), that was a dramatic re-telling of the life of William Shakespeare. In one ad for the show, a character looks at our hero and tells him that he can't just make up words. The Bard replies with what I thought was a rather obvious response--"Someone has to."
Every day, in a possibly vain effort to stay mentally sharp, I play word games on The New York Times app on my phone. As someone who identifies as a "writer" and likes to think of myself as something of a "wordsmith," I'm particularly fond of the Spelling Bee game. Players see how many words they can make from the seven letters that are displayed in a honeycomb pattern. The two main rules are that the word has to be at least four letters long and has to contain the letter highlighted in yellow at the center of the puzzle. (Also, no proper nouns or crude profanities are accepted, even though I try to enter them anyway.) I'm in a group chat with a couple of family members. We share our scores, compare notes, and wonder why certain (actual) words like "inguinal," "vaudevillian," and "nictitating" are not accepted.
While randomly stabbing letters on my phone to see if they form an actual word, I've invented quite a few new words that I think ought to be added to Merriam-Webster and/or the Oxford English Dictionary. While it's one thing to actually create a word, the real trick, as I see it, is providing a coherent definition.
Based on past Spelling Bee puzzles, here are a number of words that I've concocted in the last year and a half, along with their definitions. Admittedly, some are quite tongue-in-cheek and designed to elicit a laugh, but, as an amateur etymologist, I was nonetheless quite pleased with myself. Feel free to use them in your everyday vocabulary.
I'm quite sure that as more new words come to me, I'll be sharing them in the future.
Acrofacial - n. A beauty treatment applied at a great height.
Affixable - adj. Capable of being affixed.
Afly - adj. Airborn. Aloft. In the air.
Agement - n. The process of getting old(er).
Ajency - n. A sine uv pore speling scils.
Alienize - v. To make something become foreign or possibly extraterrestrial.
Allenize - v. What I (want to) do to people and things that piss me off.
Alpy - adj. Mountainous.
Angly - adj. Not straight.
Annalizing - v. Recording for posterity. Chronicling.
Arfy - adj. Having a speech pattern like a cartoon dog, probably named Sandy.
Baglet - n. The young offspring of a bag.
Bibbed - adj. Description of someone wearing a bib--usually applied to infants, dental patients, and people who are in the process of eating lobster.
Bitacake - n. A small dessert.
Blimbo - n. A fat bimbo.
Boativator - n. A reason for being on board any form of aquatic transportation.
Cattoo - n. Permanently inked designs under the skin of a feline.
Cavitate - v. To drill a hole, specifically in a tooth.
Cellic - adj. Of or related to the cello, or the career of a cellist.
Centivide - v. To divide into one hundred pieces.
Concage - adj. A word used to describe a barred enclosure that bulges inward.
Cootic - adj. Of or related to cooties.
Cotted - v. Bedded in meager accommodations.
Cyanic - adj. Having a bluish hue.
Cyclotic - adj. Descriptive term for severe weather that causes the loss of life.
Diba - n. An opera singer with a head cold.
Eclecticize - v. To make eclectic.
Elative - adj. Causing great joy.
Endy - adj. Final.
Engel - v. To coagulate or congeal.
Enhope - v. To bestow upon and/or instill hope in others.
Evenize - v. To make even.
Eventicize - v. To create and heavily advertise an upcoming event.
Farmy - n. A large group of armed livestock.
Fibial - adj. Related to small untruths.
Fifling - n. The young offspring of a fife.
Flailable - adj. Capable of flailing.
Flain - v. Past participle tense of "flay."
Framy - adj. Used to describe something that outlines, or frames, something else.
Gauntment - n. A state of being unusually lean or haggard.
Genuinity - n. Authenticity.
Gigglet - n. A very small laugh.
Gigglette - n. A female laugh.
Gimpling - n. A person, usually a child, like Tiny Tim, who doesn't walk properly (principally used by bullies in a derogatory way--will soon be replaced by the "woke" euphemism "the G-word"). (See also: Limpy)
Ginbag - n. A pouch for transporting alcoholic beverages.
Glitzing - v. Making something appear fancier than it may actually be.
Henpathy - n. A deep, emotional understanding of female chickens.
Ignaw - v. To ignore in the southern part of the United States.
Jabby - adj. A word used to describe people who repeatedly poke other people and surfaces with blunt objects (not to be confused with "stabby" which involves the use of sharp objects).
Jaden - v. To paint or dye something a shade of green.
Lactivate - v. To begin producing milk.
Lappy - adj. Term used to describe many racecar drivers and roller derby skaters.
Lickable - adj. Capable of being licked.
Limpy - adj. Used to describe someone who doesn't walk properly, usually with the aid of a cane or walker. (See also: Gimpling)
Liny - adj. Lined.
Meep - m. Me-meee me-meep meep meeeeep. MEEP! (Contributed by Beeker the Muppet.)
Mentionize - v. To coherently organize words and thoughts before speaking them.
Mullen - adj. Describing something that has been mulled.
Nabby - adj. A word used to describe kidnappers and kleptomaniacs.
Neut - n. A spayed or neutered pet.
Nopal - n. A fake opal.
Nugglet - n. A tiny piece of a nugget.
Nuttage - n. A measurement used to describe how many nuts are harvested in a season.
Octonization - n. The process of multiplying something by a factor of eight.
Octuary - n. A group of eight actuaries.
Oogly - adj. Reeeaallly ugly.
Peaten - v. To add flavour to Scotch whisky.
Pedit - v. To edit a child.
Pigflan - n. A sweet custard dessert augmented with ham, bacon, or sausage.
Pigfling - n. A really raucous barbecue.
Pillmall - n. A big box drugstore. (This one's not actually mine--all credit, props, and thanks go to Kathy Borden for this one.)
Pimpette - n. A female pimp.
Pimpling - n. The development of acne.
Poleo - n. Margarine used primarily by strippers.
Prodragon - n. A dragon, usually with a corporate sponsorship, that has lost its amateur status and is now competing professionally.
Rappy - adj. Vocal quality characterized by rapid and rhythmic speaking in rhymes.
Tarpy - adj. Capable of covering and protecting large objects from the detrimental effects of inclement weather.
Tealize - v. To paint an object a greenish-blue hue.
Toming - v. Writing a big, damn book.
Twace - v. To outwine. (Derived from the obscure Warnerbrothers dialect used in the 1940s, primarily by cartoon hunters and small, yellow birds.)
Undex - v. To remove from a list.
Unend - v. To go on and on, rambling and babbling, boring the living shit out of any poor saps who were suckered into being part of an audience for some pompous windbag who loves nothing more than the sound of his own voice, gets distracted by his own lame jokes because he thinks he's funny, and doesn't know when to shut the hell up...
Unfill - v. To empty.
Unicarn - n. An Irish unicorn.
Unincite - v. To quell.
Unink - v. To erase.
Upgunning - v. The act of trading in a rifle for a tank.
Uplaid - v. Slept with someone who is way, way WAY out of your league.
Wifing - v. Actively practicing polygamy.
Vagabelle - n. A female vagabond.
Venticide - n. The mass killing of air passageways.
Vicing - v. Actively engaging in activities--such as smoking, drinking, gambling, and fornicating--that are frowned upon by the clergy.
Vince - v. To wince in German.
Vocate - v. To work.
Yappen - v. An activity at which cairn terriers excel.
Zingalong - n. Musical insults in which many people participate, sometimes by following a ball bouncing rhythmically over the words.